TV SHOW LINKAGE

*** TeeVee Show Listings ...... (in progress popping out of my head from where i am...) ***


csi: crime scene investigations (lv, miami, ny) / law & order (first, svu, criminal intent, trial & jury) / the sopranos / seinfeld / will & grace / curb your enthusiasm / las vegas / SNL (then&now) / rescue me / homicide: life on the streets / new york undercover / nash bridges / miami vice / starsky & hutch / three's company / frasier / inside the actors' studio with james lipton / taxi / sanford & son / soap / cheers / MI-5 / the professionals (uk) / dr. who ('06) / twilight zone (original & retro) / mad tv / tales from the crypt / the outer limits / mcgyver / mission impossible / perfect strangers / bosom buddies / millenium / x-files / nightline / msnbc / anthony bourdain: no reservations & a cook's tour / rick steve's europe / lonely planet / globe trekker / the travel channel / animal planet / discovery channel / history channel / going wild with jeff corwin / eukanuba tournament of champions / the dog whisperer / meerkat manor / freediver / the food network / the iron chef / 21 jump street / nypd blue / the commish / sentinel / 24 / friends / the nightstalker (original series) / [adult swim] / daria / southpark / beavis & butthead / MTV's celebrity deathmatch / to catch a predator / the flinstones / pebbles & bambam / greatest american hero / beverly hills 90210 / kenan & kel / hangin w/ mr. cooper / a different world / charlie chaplin slapsticks (silents) / home improvement / christopher lowell show / head of the class / golden girls / welcome back kotter / the nanny / melrose place / MTV (1&2) / VH1s / fuse / real world & road rules / barney miller show / streets of san francisco / fear factor / beakman's world / ripley's believe it or not / a curious world / ghost hunters / supernatural / paranormal / proof positive / fact or fiction / haunted america / medium / NCIS / it's always sunny in philadelphia / charlie's angels / moonlighting / benson / wheel of fortune / family feud / jeopardy / dance fever / comedy central presents: stand-ups / premium blend / the dave chappell show / the tom green show / the howard stern show / loveline with adam corolla and dr. drew pinsky / mad money with jim cramer / it takes a thief / america's most wanted / third watch / sesame street / electric company / josie & the pussycats / wacky races / looney tunes cartoons / freakazoid / space ghost / animaniacs / darkwing duck / the funky phantom / hanna barbera cartoons / scooby doo / the beany & cecil (the seasick sea serpent) show / popeye cartoons / chip & dale's rescue rangers / mission magic / fraggle rock / gargoyles / reading rainbow / sonny and cher comedy hour / happy days / the odd couple / three's company / the equalizer / laverne & shirley / mary tyler moore show / the muppet show / the simpsons / family guy / in living color / knots landing / less than perfect / just shoot me / chris angel's mind freak / siskel & ebert movie reviews / late night w/ conan o'brien / ritchie brockelman pi / malcolm & eddie / queer eye for the straight guy / scrubs / st. elsewhere / ER / talk soup / night court / the A-team / bbc tv / the closer / logo channel / ab-fab / keeping up appearances / little britain / the shield / living single / family matters / nick @ nite / cheaters / facts of life / hill street blues / bonanza / wild wild west / baa baa black sheep / tour of duty / the 4400 / sliders / all in the family / rockford files (remake) / the hack / the tonight show w/ (johnny carson) & jay leno / the late show w/ david letterman / buffy the vampire slayer / angel / charmed / rich man, poor man / falcon crest / vegas / dynasty / the wonder years / swat / hawaii five-o / chips / kojak / baretta / cheers / mad about you / i dream of jeannie / bewitch / the donny & marie show / forever knight / too close for comfort / the bob newhart show / smallville / dawson's creek / charle's in charge / saved by the bell / nova / the science channel / bad boys / the six million dollar man / the bionic woman / police woman / the incredible hulk / knight rider / eight is enough / land of the giants / ET (entertainment tonight) / the little house on the prairie / walt disney's wonderful world of magic / rowan & martin's laugh-in / the carol burnette show / the love boat / fantasy island / national geographic / michael palin's travels / bizarre foods w/ andrew zimmerman / samantha brown's passport to europe / dallas series & episodes / mama's family / remington steele / profiler / roseanne / the cosby show / what's happening / good times / doogie howser, md / hercules / xena the warrior princess / twin peaks / baywatch / vip / star trek / stargate: atlantis / battlestar galactica / tv land / alf / different strokes / the jeffersons / 227 / bill nye the science guy / kcet programs / abc / nbc / cbs / fox / cnn / espn / hbo / trl on mtv / tales from the darkside / amazing tales / firefly / the monty python show / the benny hill show / full house / the 70's show / men behaving badly / growing pains / wonder years / step by step / full house / boy meets world / martin / travel cafe / smart travels / summer wine / the apprentice / 48 hours inverstigations / amazing race / third rock from the sun / king of queens / becker / madmen / desperate housewives / 2 fat ladies cooking shows / cooking with julia childs / wolfgang puck's cooking class / emeril / insomniac w/ dave attell / mind of mencia / comedy channel / sci-fi channel / boston legal / boston public / criminal minds / new adventures of old christine / watching ellie / the love connection / blind date / the 5th wheel / according to jim / the nancy drew & hardy boys tv series / survivorman / 30 rock / the O.C. / rachael ray's tasty travels / everyday italian / paula's home cooking / good eats w/ alton brown / the secret life of.. with jim o'connor / the antique's roadshow / california's gold with huell howser / turner classics / my wife and kids / maude / knots landing / the unit / house / veronica mars / commander in chief / walker, texas ranger / that's so raven / the jaime kennedy experiment / american idol / ballroom dancing championships / two and a half men / the weakest link / one tree hill / brothers & sisters / men in trees / the military channel / the west wing / ghost whisperer / hell's kitchen / dead like me / cold case / cashmere mafia / sex and the city / arrested development / prison break / threshold / lost / terminator: the sarah connor chronicles / ace of cakes / crafters coast to coast / mythbusters / blind date / dance crew / so you think you can dance / dirty jobs with mike rowe / quincy, md / dexter / fear itself / burn notice / numbers / six feet under / man from atlantis / the honeymooners (b/w) / gossip girl / in search of / the laurel & hardy show / ugly betty / big bang theory / sabado gigante & telemundo channel / TFC variety shows (the filipino channel) / bravo channel / dollhouse / late night show w/ craig ferguson / according to jim / talk radio / kids in the hall / without a trace / jag / mash / the munsters / addams family / married with children / monk / last call with carson daly / transformers / crossing jordan / the original batman series / the osbournes / entourage / moonlight / reaper / the dead zone / eureka / project runway / heroes / 'till death / sci-fi investigates / top chef / bones / the class / jericho / the office / dancing with the stars / in plain sight / grey's anatomy /



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FUNNY CRAP

" Season's Greetings & Happy Holidays "

Important Announcement!

"New Corporate Policies For The Year 2006"

1. Sickness and Related Leave:
We will no longer accept a doctor's statement as proof of sickness. If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to go to work.

2. Surgery:
Operations are now banned. As long as you are an employee here, you need all your organs. You should not consider removing anything. We hired you intact. To have something removed constitutes a breach of employment.

3. Bereavement Leave:
This is no excuse for missing work. There is nothing you can do for dead friends, relatives or co-workers. Every effort should be made to have non-employees attend the arrangements. In rare cases, where employee involvement is necessary, the funeral should be scheduled in the late afternoon. We will be glad to allow you to work through your lunch hour and subsequently leave one hour early, provided your share is enough to keep the job going in your absence.

4. Your Own Death:
This will be accepted as an excuse. However, we require at least two weeks notice as it is your duty to train your replacement.

5. Restroom Use:
Entirely too much time is being spent in the restrooms. In the future, we will follow the practice of going in alphabetical order. For instance, those whose last names begin with the letter "A" will go from 8:00 to 8:10 after which, employees whose last names begin with "B" will go from 8:10 to 8:20 and so on. If you are unable to go at your own time, it will be necessary to wait until the next day when your time comes again. In extreme emergencies employees may swap their time with a co-worker. Both employees' supervisors, in writing must approve this exchange. In addition, there is now a strict 3-minute time limit in the stalls. At the end of the three minutes, an alarm bell will sound, the toilet paper roll will retract, the toilet seat will eject and the toilet stall door will open.

6. Paycheck Guide:
The following helpful guide has been prepared to help our employees better understand their paychecks:

* Item........................................Amount

Gross pay..................................$ 1,222.02

Income tax.................................$ 244.40

Outgoing tax...............................$ 45.21

State tax....................................$ 11.61

Interstate tax:.............................$ 61.10

County tax..................................$ 6.11

City tax......................................$ 12.22

Rural Tax....................................$ 4.44

Back tax.....................................$ 1.11

Front tax....................................$ 1.16

Side tax.....................................$ 1.61

Up tax.......................................$ 2.22

Down tax...................................$ 1.11

Tic-Tacs.....................................$ 1.98

Thumbtacks................................$ 3.93

Carpet tacks................................$ 0.98

Stadium tax................................$ 0.69

Flat tax......................................$ 8.32

Surtax.......................................$ 3.46

Corporate tax.............................$ 2.60

Parking fee.................................$ 5.00

F.I.C.A.......................................$ 81.88

T.G.I.F.......................................$ 9.95

Life insurance..............................$ 5.85

Health Insurance.........................$ 16.23

Dental insurance..........................$ 4.50

Mental insurance..........................$ 4.33

Reassurance................................$ 0.11

Disability....................................$ 2.50

Ability........................................$ 0.25

Liability......................................$ 3.41

Unreliability................................$ 10.99

Coffee........................................$ 6.85

Coffee cups................................$ 66.51

Floor rental................................$ 16.85

Chair rental.................................$ 0.32

Desk rental.................................$ 4.32

Union dues.................................$ 5.85

Union don'ts...............................$ 3.77

Cash advance.............................$ 0.69

Cash retreats.............................$ 121.35

Overtime....................................$ 1.26

Undertime..................................$ 54.83

Eastern time................................$ 9.00

Central time.................................$ 8.00

Mountain time..............................$ 7.00

Pacific time..................................$ 6.00

Time out.....................................$ 12.21

Oxygen.......................................$ 10.02

Water.........................................$ 16.54

Heat...........................................$ 51.42

Cool air.......................................$ 26.83

Hot air........................................$ 20.00

Miscellaneous.............................$ 113.29

Sundry.......................................$ 12.09

Various.......................................$ 8.01

* Your Net Take Home Pay.....................................$ 0.02

Thank you for your loyalty to our company. We are here to provide a positive employment experience. All questions, comments, concerns, complaints, frustrations, irritations, aggravations, insinuations, allegations, accusations, contemplations, consternations, or input should be directed elsewhere.

Have a Wonderful Vacation.......(because you're certainly gonna need it!)

And Wishing You And Your Families A Very Happy New Year !!!

*** From the wacky WWW of the Internet ***

posted by: Galli Maufry ;-)

(photo from my x-mas calendar junk)

ME MYSELF & I

" Just My Life and its Imperfections "

I am seeing Shadows lately on my Walls at Night...Weird!...Maybe I just need my first pair of EyeGlasses sooner than i thought. And it's oooh sooo Frikin' Freezin' out there too...Brrrr!!! But in my Study Room...it's Warm & Cozy...heheh.

FOR THE PAST FEW YEARS I ALSO FOUND OUT THAT I CANNOT LIVE (contentedly) WITHOUT THE FOLLOWING:
Antacids, over the counter Pain Killers, Sunglasses, Lip & Liquid Soap Moisturizers, Sunscreens, Flake-Off shampoos & Hair hydrating/protectant solutions, invisible gel body lotions, natural shade candy flavored triple hydrating lip glosses, Vitamin C & Cs (i don't smoke inside of places, only outside private surroundings where smoking is conveniently allowed & i only smoke after a meal, or when i am stressed-out and when there is a very good glass of wine to enjoy), Coffee with Cognac, Apple&GreenTea, Fruit Martinis, Fruit Juices, Chocolate, Soupy Noodles, Cobless warm Corn kernels with melted Butter (yummeh), Bagels w/ plain CreamCheese, Dimsums, Dark Films, Mess around me, Notepads & paper Post-It stick-ons, Gel pens, Emails, my reminder board, Deafening Silence, LapTops, Long Baths, solitary walks, Bandages, Triple Antibiotics, Bananas, Lactose free dairy products, blankies/pillows, ketchup, mayo, salt, olive oil, FijiWater, gatorade drinks, macaroni & cheese, PorkChops & Apple or any Berry sauce, Soy Sauce, Garlic, eggs & egg sandwiches, Bacon, Sausages, Umbrellas, HBP Pills, my Computer, Cuddles/Hugs/Embraces/Caresses, Hydrogen Peroxide, spray-on deodorant, Witch Hazel solutions, my Cat, my Soulmate, my BestFriend, Entertainment System, Travels, Music, Dimmed Lights when I sleep at Night & never in a total darkness, bathroom courtesy nitelites, brick and stone with aromatically woodsy big fireplaces, lavender & spiced potpourri scents, perfumed fancy candles, Frosted Flakes, freshly baked hot off the oven buttered Croissants, funny jokes, Valentine's Day, "Coftea" ( a combination cup drink of mild Coffee&Tea, my own recipe), apple flavored chewing gums, romantic decorator candles (some i make on my own too), fresh flower bouquets, scribblings, rapid leg shakes (i am a total nervous wreck at times), thermos, hot mugs, lunch boxes, room deodorizers, citrus & minty scents, night lights, museums, libraries, nature sceneries, the beach, adorable pets & animals, beach boardwalks, Borders bookshops and Barnes & Noble booksellers, BlockBuster Video, Tower Records/Videos, the Malls, Movie Theaters, 99cents and Dollar stores, Gelson's, Whole Foods, Deli Shops, Gyms, CBTL (coffee bean & tea leaf outlets) parks & fountains, satellite radio and tv,
Television:......
arts,history,animals,films,comedy,news,fashion,entertainment,scifis,music/video channels,crime&punishment, the Stock Market( with Maria Bartiromo) & Jim Kramer's (Mad Money Program), nearby liquor & pharmacy stores, drive thru(s) like Sonic & KFCs, gasoline stations, grocery & ranch markets...
Men that are:............................................ Clean/Neat/Matured/Educated/Responsible/Faithful/Devoted/Civilized/Patient/Tolerant of my mood swings...heheh...no Vices/Successful in their chosen Endeavours/with no rap sheet/god-fearing & healthy!

SO NOW? What else??? Why, there are certainly a whole lot more of stuff i like, here they all are......Old Fashioned Diners, local quiet but friendly Cafes, happy-hour exclusive club parties & cocktails, fancy restaurants, some jewelry, long get-away trips, CrossfireSportCar, work cubicles, Macy's, Bloomingdales & the 24-hour SuperWalmarts, 24-hour medical pharmacies, light snow (but only those on the parks lol), romantic vintage lightposts, freeway interchanges, amusement parks, the zoos, rain, weak stormy clouds, overcast, gloomy weather, puffy marshmallow clouds against blue skies, starlit nights, moonlit nights, autumn/fall seasons, parasols, gazebos, morning dews, blooming flowers, fresh vegetables, canned peaches & cottage cheese, food leftovers from the holidays, plastic baggies, fabreze disinfectants, party gowns, weak absinthe (shh), morning dew on rose buds & petals, vintage collectibles/trinkets, art beads, cards & letters, fine vintage & unique shops, birthday cakes with thick whipped creme icings, pumpkin pies, cookies, deli pastries, chinese ham & duck, french & thousand island dressings sometimes italian, vegetarian & personalized pizzas, italian margarita pizza, (penne, ravioli, tortellini, macaroni, linguini), Marinara pasta dishes, Cannellonis, red or orange gravies, fresh raw seasoned oysters in a half-shell, clear soups, lemons, chicken dishes, japanese noodle dishes, chinese noodles, indian food, thai dishes, korean bbq's, authentic filipino foodfares, genuine popular "visitor-friendly" European dishes & treats, deviled eggs, fancy bottled liquid seasonings with herbs like the olive oils & balsamic and apple cider vinegars), rich thick 'n creamy semi-thawed ice creams, church services, convents, cemeteries, powder rooms, light colognes & perfumes, velour & silken fabrics, argyles,...For him>>>soft knit patterned vests over long sleeve shirts, thick gym socks, men's boxer shorts, men's pajamas, loose bold colored cotton shirts, smart glasses... sexy shoes, classy leather bags, the colors blue(s) & pink(s), first aid kits, furry cats & kittens, puppies, ladylucks, green-4-leaf-clovers, high rise buildings, hummingbirds, parakeets, aquariums, old-world arts & literary bigwigs, classical composers, piano, ballets, cultural or traditional dances, hynotique/trance continous choice instrumental sounds, soft fountains, ocean surfs, meditation inspirations & prayers, brand new book scent, Texas-Style bbq ribs, Southern fried chicken...Indian Chicken Dishes (tandoori, masala & yellow curries), mango lassis, chickpeas...Thai Curry Dishes (yellow,green & red curries), thai soups & noodle dishes, yellow rice...French Creole jambalayas, gumbos, craw daddies & dirty or brown rice...Jewish Kosher Noodles, gefilte fish, matzo ball soups, kreplachs, chubs, bagels, lox & white cheese...Carribean Jerk Dishes... Mexican Albondigas & Tortila Soups, churros & flans...True Filipino Foodfares like the adobo, kare-kare, lechon, lechon kawali, sinigang, sinangag, leche flans, pinakbet, bagoongs, paksiws, tuyo/daing, lanzones, chico, langka, halo-halo, kalamansi & kokonut juices, pan-de-sal, Jollibees, Red ribbons, Goldilocks, ChowKings,
Eh, ang dami-dami pa nga! (i cannot fit them all in here lol)...
You Hungry Yet??? LOL (pause here!)

THIS SECTION IS THE LISTINGS OF EVERYTHING THAT I DO NOT LIKE:
Popcorns, Sodas, Beer, Irrational people in tight situations or crises, too sappy or over the top Drama/Romance novels & movies, the Jerry Springer shows, exagerated & phony Reality-TV programs, Non stop TalkRadio, Politics/Politicians, Voting, Math, Migraines & other Headaches, Gardening, Snakes & Worms, Sports, Sports Bars, Stress related activities and problems, whole citrus fruits, peanuts, Blue cheese & other intensely stinky cheeses, cheesy/tacky/kitchy people (although i do feel i might be slightly like them heheh), Noisy People in the Movie Theaters with their equally noisy little communication gadgetries & ultra-techno handheld thingies...may i suggest and interject this in here, i deem it very necessary: "Activate its damn Mute/Buzz/Vibrate Settings before you Enter the Big Theater, You Stoopid Aisholes! and also, while your at it you might as well Shut your noise polluting stinky useless unwanted mouthy yapping traps!"...TY! Now to continue on...dusting furnitures, mildeeeww, HBP Pills, Cumin seasoning, Fruit Cakes, granitas, gelatos, mexican pizzas, moussakas (lol), eggnogs & buttermilk, cheap wine, Domineering Bosses, rumor mongers, nosy people & looky-loos, rude & aggressive drivers, Traffic jams, Onions, Hot Chili Peppers, acid laden foods , tight clothes, margarine, Noontimes, laundry, Bright Lights when I have a massive Migraine, CarWashing, Kissing (ugh!), Violence, unwanted guests & visitors, In-Laws (lol), April Fools Day, stalkers & losers (yeah, u know who you are...lol), pampered/spoiled brats, stinky diapies, peepots, public restrooms (like as if that's not bad enough, there's also no clean toilet paper & toilet seat cover sheets in them to boot!), bed wetters, butt cracks on old plumbers not unless the work is free of charge (lol), Static Electricity (omg, I really hate that too, don'cha?)... but speaking of Static Charges on skin contact caused by the dry & cold weather changes & other atmospheric air movements & such...here's a Public Service to that effect: Attn: All Motorists...you really have to watch out for those static skin charges specially when you are putting gas in your car at the gas stations...they could just spark unpredictably on your skin to light you up & your car on fire because of accidental contact of the gas fumes on your skin with close proximity to the metals you are touching on your car with your hands, that's a deadly combo...IT'S TRUE! i heard it on the News not too long ago... and since i am very prone to these skin static sparks myself...i always make sure i rub thick lotions on my hands before going out...or wear some gloves...and lastly to avoid contact with metal objects with your bare hands when you're near fumes or other flamable substances specially in the gasoline stations!......Which reminds me that i also hate these things......Hair sprays, long hooker fingernails with their matching hooker nail art (yech!), Gyms, swimming pools, cold bathrooms, shorty-shorts, neighborhood block parties, swingers, nude beaches, Holidays (just a tad bit only if i am not in the best of moods), Hummers1, 2 & 3 and other unecessary gas guzzlers within city limits, Buffet lines (or any kind of lines for that matter), Department store sales, lost-leader discounts & false/misleading sales adverts., Casino gambling, motor vehicle departments, intense bright sun with no clouds in the sky, vespas or those tiny little d_mn motorbikes on the freeways, summers (hot,dry,arid), wet socks, wet dogs, raincoats, deep dark bodies of water, grafitti, wilted plants & flowers, rotting fruits, Housework chores (lol), ironing, lottery tickets, gin, hats, scarves, hallmark products, cheesecakes, muffins, pancakes, waffles, IHOP(s), biscuits & gravy, brown or white gravies (ugh!), lobster & lobster bisques, thick chunky soups, limes, greek food, mexican foods & seasonings, rude waiters & shop keepers, Vomiting...might as well type that in here because i often throw-up if the foods or beverages doesn't agree with my stomach & tastebuds, hence my over the counter anti-acid meds. addiction, people that spit in public places, hooters & hecklers, chalk dust, hard as a rock frozen treats, boat cruises, pimples (zits), dandruff, skin allergies, knitting, the color yellow & rust, burnt bacon strips, soft cooked eggs (gross), prison institutions & hardcore criminals, grassweeds on my lawn, pruning, bird droppings, constipation, the runs, asthmas, hospital visitations, festival seatings, rowdy audience, dry dirt, all-time american Country music, people who blatantly won't pay their taxes honestly and on time, clueless individuals (and believe you me, there's a wide array of these out there), bad ill-fitting footwear, underoos & socks with holes, Filipinos who insists on speaking English when being spoken Tagalog to, even if they know the native language well or at least a decent few words of it, and vice-versa... (info: our household is Mixed), pretentious people, visitors that come with no advance notice (not unless it's an unavoidable emergency)...let's see, mmm what else? (lol) ahh...and lastly, Proof Reading my Blogs!...(LOL).

YA' KNOW WHAT? Right about now...I should be getting ready for Christmas!!! Ma'an oh ma'an...look at these... i haven't even put up my f___ing Tree! And not to mention the f__'en X-mas lights outside the F'_ing house! I haven't bought the Gifts yet either and God help me...the Menu for my Guests...Arrrgh! I hate Holidays! (but really, not that much, i am just not in the best of moods lately, lol))...But I cannot wait till its over! I just wanna open the d_mn Gifts for me this Year! So obviously, I am clearly not prepared, huh?!......I just never learn...For Petey's Sake, what's wrong with Me!!! I always put everything Off at the last minute, then I suffer later! What in God's name is wrong with me anyhow! I hate myself...(sigh)...I will just throw cheap sugared candy canes on my tree like i did last year! Oh noo, i still have to clean this pig-sty of a house! Help Me You Lazy Bum! Now don't forget the grass garlands, the wreaths, the fresh poinsettias, shiny glittery tinsels, the frozen fruits centerpiece, the table runner, the huge pair of christmas socks, the mistletoes, (and btw, "I am not climbing back up there again in the dark Attic, i think there's a dead Owl in there!")........
And for the Guests i will definetely need these for them to use & also for those who will stay over a little longer:..........
Fuzzy slippers/linens/toilettries/pillows/blankets/hangers/room deodorizers/nite lites/wine selections...sh_t, the Garage, that has to be cleaned too! But at least i have sent out all my holidays and x-mas emails and all my "season's greetings" cards & a few other miscellaneous (gifts,bills,checks & letters) at my local post office branch........

AND ALSO IN THE SPIRIT OF CHRISTMAS......we always try to send or give donations to the charity of our choice at least once every year, there are so many non-profit organizations where you can also voluntarily give your selfless help, goods or monetary donations and charity work to. A few of them are the following: the Homeless Shelters & Soup Kitchens, authenticated Missions for the needy and abandoned, Neglected/abused Women & Children, Medical foundations & research, poorly funded Public schools, Pet rescues, and others...You can also consult your local reliable chapters within your regions for further assistance in finding the Charities of your choice... "Charity" ---pls. don't stop spreading this good word around, Thx!

YEP, YOU GUESSED RIGHT......i am still on my shitty computer tapping my hand digits on its banged-up keyboard... u see...i am sooo stubborn LOL! Good God, is this another long compilation of my Angst & Repressed Emotions again!? Mmm I think.....YES! And Curses Too! (oh...just great, i am now getting a killer headache again when i don't need it the most!)
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"I might even need a last minute hired-house-help soon!"


INSERT NAP TIME HERE
...........ZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz..........

(I said: Take a Break!)


(...2 hours later...lol)

Hhmmmm.....Yawwwnn.....(lazily wakes-up, yeah u too wake up!)

* AND NOW FOR THE FOLLOWING: Based entirely on a True Story:

-------" My Brief Encounter with Mr. Bugs Bunny's Family "-------

I tend to pee more during the cold weather & much less in the summer maybe because it is hotter...now why did i just wrote that?
Read on......
It made me think to myself that at this time of the year, i am able to take a sweet break from trying to get rid of some pesky darn rabbits that have called my backyard their safe fertile pastures...they had been eating some of my flowering plants during the spring and summer...i tried using cayenne pepper (people whom i know personally told me to do so) & a whole host of other kinds of grounded peppers including believe it or not, tabasco sauce & vinegar! I scattered them on top of the flowers & around it, but it didn't work! They would have made a good flower marinade for an extra-spicy summer salad but so much for those stupid advises, thanks for nothing people!...i certainly don't want to resort to a bb-gun (a little pellet shooter) either even if i am a good shot (i think), because i find it too cruel!...i won't even try a rabbit trap cage, because i think it's too troublesome...but there was a bit of good news after all, just this past fall season i was able to almost corner one of them (a matured one), it ran all over the yard. At first i tried to scare it away, instead i saw where it was coming in and out from when i gave it a short chase...as i followed it's movement by sight, i saw the hole in my backyard wall near the ground where it dug its way thru & where it goes in and out of! i immediately surveyed my backyard for any other entrance/exit rabbit holes...i only found one so far, and i am hoping that it will be the last one...so i proceeded to cover it up with dirt and rocks and stones from my garden...after which i waited...the following days seems quiet...then one afternoon i went out to my garden patio for tea & a quick puff of my menthol-lights vitamin Cs, and guess what i found?...another rabbit happily snacking away at my bell flower shrubs!...this time this particular one looked like a juvenile because it was obviously smaller...i tried to catch it but it was so skittish & too fast for me to catch, i also almost knocked down my garden birdbath in the process...so instead i took a quick glance at the hole i covered up before and just then the little juvenile rabbit made a dash for a quick getaway thru the same hole which now has a smaller dugged out opening at the bottom of it...i thought, hmm there must be a family of darn pesky rabbits around my house because i think the frustrated rabbit parents sent their baby junior to do the work for them since he can fit better in a smaller opening this time and to prevent him from starving, (i only wished my pampered cat can repay me to catch those critters, but he is like Garfield...fat, lazy & ill-tempered, he'd rather have a staring match with a mouse rather than catch and gnaw at it or give it to me as a chewed-up present buried deep inside my fuzzy slippers)...Anyhow, i didn't give up...i was up for the challenge since my flowers' lives depended on me...but this time i got reinforcements...a mini shovel, more dirt, bigger rocks, bigger pebbles & leather gloves...and this time, i covered it thicker, deeper and way much lower down under the hole until it reach the top (applying more arm muscle power to it).......Now for the Ending......i resorted to penny pinchings afterwards (actually more like whole penny savings)...rather than buying rabbit feed poison to end the infestation...what i did was, every morning when i woke up to take a pee...lol...i would catch my pee in a dixie plastic cup and pour it onto the pile of dirt & rocks which i used to cover the rabbit hole, and i did this every other morning... and vuallah!...i do believed it worked!...lol...i can only assume that those rabbits have very sensitive noses... and i am only hoping my neighbors aren't wondering what yellow liquid from a plastic cup i was pouring out there every morning under the corner of my wall fence, i might just let them think it's liquid sulphate fertilizer for a very rare crab grass weed. Since i haven't really researched on the internet yet on how to properly get rid of them backyard critters, that would have been my next move just in case the pee idea don't work...so far, no sign of any backyard critters up to now or maybe they're hibernating (i dunno) and come to think of it, no sign of any pesky critters at all either in my back of the yard LOL! wow, i didn't know that urine can be a good pest repellent and at no cost to anyone, well except for your bladder's supply and the ocassional whiff LOL...i am just hoping that my method worked and i think it's also an eco/creature friendly approach because i don't think it really would hurt anything or anyone but only to make the rabbits leave & find other safer sweeter smelling pastures outside of my property instead...but i do have a hunch that those rabbits have moved since then to my neighbor's property...but don't tell that to anybody...i would certainly hate to dispense my recent discovered method while turning beet red on the face coupled with my neighbor's look of total disgust...lol! I am also hoping that the rabbit family won't try and get even with me by digging under the foundation of my house next time because my new method won't agree with our household members...lol or i will just have to give Mr. Christopher Walken a quick service house call to hunt them all down...(from the movie: "Mouse Hunt" ...it's almost the same as catching wild rabbits LOL).
PS. we don't eat lambchops, boar, goat, venison or mutton...certainly rabbits aren't in the menu either!... but there will always be room for turkey, chicken, duck & ham...mmm yum!

* THERE IS also a very Valuable Information in that Bunny Story of mine, which i just thought of adding in here...that lesson is...lol, you ready for this?...ok, here it is: "When in doubt, don't hesitate to use a sprinkle or, use a dab or 2 (or more depending on the strenght needed according to the endurance of your own personal life pests) the usage of your very own extra strenght body waste Anti-Pheromone Signature Scent to distract and repel (I repeat) to Distract and Repel Unsolicited & Unwanted Attention"...
Plus, you can also use them safely for pesky & persistent flower-munching Rabbits...LOL!

AND YET MORE additional Infos here: (only this time there are no rabbits involved lol)......
I remembered that I once buried a dead Sparrow bird under my Blue bell shrub in the Backyard...i saw the the poor thing one sunny morning...lifeless on the garden lawn... its limp fresh carcass with eyes tightly shut... slightly rigor mortis i remembered...yet i still tried my best to revive the poor little creature's life somehow by putting him on my warm kitchen counter over a perforated plastic baggy with soft cotton rolls...but alas, no luck...too bad i thought for the little guy...it surely looks dead and had passed on to better greener pastures with its long lost friends......so then days after that quiet solemn burial rights which i gave it (sadly with no attendees in that backyard bird funeral but only me) days went by and i slowly forgot about it's passing away......but on a brighter positive side of it, that Blue bell shrub where i buried the bird in is doing very well!... (sigh)...so as usual, I pondered head-on saying to myself...Well, isn't that a lot like Life? Always so cruel, unfair & unpredictable...and yet even on certain unexpected times, which is very seldom, it's able to do an act of Kindness in return on the same dreadful circumstancial ocassion?...(triple sighs)......Or maybe, it was just that additional little organic plant food under the Blue bells (at no cost to me) that got to my head in that instance...lol.

MY LAST THOUGHTS ON THIS......"Sorry Mr. Bunny Rabbit! I am not the Alice in your Wonderland, and I do plan to be always late for the Tea Parties that you still might invite me to...But in a much better light of things, aren't you at least better well off at the thought that i wasn't any of these characters instead?
Namely the ff: Yosemite Sam, Elmer Fudd, Daffy Duck,
and The Mad Hatter.

Abeedee, Abeedee...that's all (for now) Folks!...LQoQL...


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this is to be continued............



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IT WAS JUST YOU...THEN THERE IS ME...

"I AM JUST ONE SOUL IN A SEA OF A ZILLION-GAJILLION BEINGS"

SHIMMERS SHINES & SPARKLES BRIGHTER THAN THE REST

03-07-06: Updates on the 78th Annual Academy Awards Gala Night!

(Scroll Down Below For Details)

" Purring Kittens with Pearl Necklaces on Crimson Glows of Golden Slumbers inside the Dollhouse "

Nicole Kidman
Sigourney Weaver
Jodie Foster
Drew Barrymore
Michelle Pfeiffer
Cate Blanchett
Angelina Jolie
Milla Jovovich

Julliane Moore

Demi Moore
Julia Loius Dreyfuss
Christina Ricci
Yasmine Bleeth
Keira Knightley
Goldie Hawn
Kate Hudson
Kate Winslet

Jennifer Garner
Renee Zellweger
Marilyn Monroe

Elizabeth Taylor
Charlize Theron

Jessica Alba
Catherine Zeta Jones
Linda Blair
Geena Davis
Cameron Diaz
Halle Berry
Brooke Shields
Marlene Dietrich
Jean Harlow
Eartha Kitt

Kate Bosworth
Andie MacDowell
Cheryl Ladd
Meryl Streep
Jodi Lyn O'Keefe

Brittany Murphy
Fairuza Balk
Helen Hunt
Pia Zadora
Teri Garr
Lynda Carter

Brigitte Bardot
Betty Grable

Mae West
Emily Watson
Jennifer Tilly
Jennifer Connelly
Naomi Watts
Jill Hennessy
Natalie Portman
Margaux Hemingway

Mariel Hemingway
Pam Grier
Priscilla Presley
Carmen Electra
Carol Burnett
Mira Sorvino
Christina Applegate
Madonna Louise Veronica Ciccone
Jaclyn Smith
Kim Basinger
Priscilla Barnes
Kirsten Dunst
Debra Messing
Megan Mullally
Mary Tyler Moore
Donna Dixon
Pamela Lee Anderson
Yvette Mimieux
Rose McGowan
Natasha Lyonne
Greta Garbo
Mariska Hargitay
Jorja Fox
Emily Procter
Rachel Weisz
Janeane Garofalo
Peri Gilpin
Shirley Temple
Shannen Doherty
Jenny Garth
Barbara Eden
Miranda Otto
Alexa Davalos
Susan Lucci
Mae West
Audrey Hepburn
Jane Leeves

Audrey Hepburn
Katherine Hepburn
Heather Graham
Sophia Loren
Scarlett Johannsen
Tiffani Amber Thiesen
Courtney Thorne Smith
Lisa Kudrow
Daphne Zuniga
Isabelle Adjani
Ann Margret

Salma Hayek

Penelope Cruz
Sandra Dee O'Connor
Vanessa Williams
Rita Moreno
Charo
Mary Pickford
Lillian Gish

CCH Pounder
LaWanda Page
Bo Derek

Saffron Burrows
Madeline Kahn
Shirley MacLaine

Gina Gershon
Marla Gibbs
Lucille Ball

Erika Eleniak
Christine Taylor
Heather O'Rourke
Sissy Spacek
Sally Field
Drea de Matteo

Brooke Burke

Daisy Fuentes
Grace Jones
Jamie Pressly

Maggie Smith

Mercedes Ruehl

Morgan Fairchild
Cloris Leachman
Susan Lucci

Tea Leoni
Tracey Ullman

Clara Bow
Mindy Sterling
Carmen Miranda

Radha Mitchell
Devon Aoki

Wanda Sykes
Ziyi Zhang

Margaret Cho

Emma Watson

Asia Argento

Tilda Swinton

Joey Lauren Adams

Jessica Simpson

Jessica Tandy

Dakota Fanning

Paris Hilton

by: Galli Maufry
ReferenceTool: http://www.imdb.com/

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"My Personal Account & Commentaries On The 2006 (78th) Annual Academy Awards Night Gala Show"

*** Yes, I did watch the Oscar's 78th Awards Ceremony! First off, i had been to the "Kodak Theatre" in Los Angeles, CA. a year ago to see a concert performance with friends. I was impressed by this newly built building and its interior designs & architectural modernism but not more than that. I thought, it could have been more impressive and outstanding or bigger in comparison to how Hollywood films dish out in terms of some of their big-budget features or how much monetary spendings they lavishly allow some of their movies to dispense of. But otherwise, i thought it wasn't that bad either. You can also see the "Hollywood Sign" up on the side of the Hollywood Hills from the Theater's outdoor balconies on a clear day as an extra treat (if LA isn't clad in smog). The old "El Capitan" movie house in full display adorned with multi-colored neon lights at night is also an added touch quintessential to the by-gone splendour of vintaged american theater scenery......So anyhoo, let's just move on to my Oscars recap summary......

*** I was pleased with the way Jon Stewart dapperly hosted the show but not as amused and entertained if it was presented by let's say, Mr. Billy Crystal & the likes of more seasoned hosts (referring to past Oscar Ceremonies). The side remark he made about Jews' impatience as to awaiting what might happen next, might be easily accepted as a light passing joke on his TV program "The Daily Show with Jon Stewart" but is obviously thinly veiled in passing to be a humorous matter in the Oscars . Since the theme of this year's Big Show from the Academy of the Stars & Films gave me the awareness of such sensitive issues like Political Upheavals, Racism, Terrorism & Homosexuality in our societies not just within our homeland but also about other important political issues in the other countries of the world, by taking all that into account, it is but expected that the evening echoed a chant of seriousness in its entirety...Occasionally and thankfully, not everything in Hollywood should revolve and be seen with eyes looking thru false colored lenses of glamor and overly publicized star-studded glitteramas. Having written that, it makes me feel that Films of this generation have evolved and matured slow by gradually achieving the tackling of extra-sensitive issues that demands it's long awaited attention and study now and hopefully more in the future. Much like what Mr. George Clooney had to say in effect that it makes one feel proud to belong to such an Academy in moments of achievements like these from the Film Making Industry. (But honestly, must some of these already financially endowed celebrities along with their entourages be unecessarily lavished with extravagant gift packages, over-the-top exclusive parties & overly expensive deluxe vacation trips that they can certainly all do without?...triple sighs).

*** On the lighter side of things, Ben Stiller's lame attempts to entertain the audience at the early part of the show only dismissed himself as a stupid dumb-ass joke by simply & foolishly donning a milky-green unitard used for special film effects that Sonny of the "I, Robot" sci-fi movie fame released in 2004 would have been a much better presenter in a pistachio colored tin can robo gear.

*** Salma Hayek was as usual strikingly poised as a voluptous temptress on the screen monitors and you can just tell she is making-out with the cameras for all the men to drool by during the show's long program stretch.

*** Jennifer Garner gave me the worries. Need i say that, less higher shoe heels or slip-proof soled evening sandals will keep young mommy (with brand new baby at home) intact, safe and accident-free during the event? (Incidentally, congratulations on the latest addition to the GarFleck combo!) Her spontaneous & funny "side stunt crack" from her short speech did little assurance to what might have happened if...she did fall instead!

*** Multi-talented George Clooney was and seems to be always in a classy fit of forms from head to toe down to his award acceptance speech for Best Supporting Actor in "Syriana". Humble yet very much maturedly outspoken and in touch with the most hot current issues of this past few years while indeed very dapper & handsome in his chosen evening attire.

*** Jessica Alba is a dazzling young jewel in her golden gown ensemble but did me little in the impressive ratings. She seems quite old looking for her age. On the side, i deem it very necessary to say at this very moment to kindly take it easy on these regimens already, said items like: Bronzers/Natural Sun/Day-GloTanners, etc...(e.g. J.Lo, C. Theron & Co.)

*** Rachel Weisz, oh yeah, i love this lady. From her english accent all the way to her acting prowess, she was and still is one of my favorite strong actresses that i do admire. To have nabbed an award of Best Supporting Actress that she greatly deserves in the "Constant Gardener", it's about the perfect sweet time that she did and adding to the fact that she will be a very expectant soon-to-be mother in waiting.

*** Eric Bana of "Munich", "Troy", & "Hulk" gave us the image that at certain times small guys do win our attention in a huge crowd of who's-who. He was sparkling and candidly beaming of appreciation.

*** Terence Howard from "Crash", "Hustle & Flow" & "Get Rich or Die Tryin" gave us a dish to feast our eyes on beginning with his calm & collected swagger down to his clean cut threads adorned with that extra bling on his suit lapel which he successfully sported with quiet inner confidence.

*** Chris Bridges (Ludacris) was so cool in his well spoken speech moment in introducing the musical skillz number from "Hustle & Flow". I think he is also quite adorable & cute in his rich black velvety and surprisingly trendy suit match-up.

*** Keira Kneightly had me astounded by the eyes. She was well put together in her choice of gown, hair and jewel accessories. Flowingly graceful and gorgeous from her hairstyle down to her shoes.

*** I wasn't impressed by Charlize Theron's architecturally tailored dark evening wear with a matching ginormous one-sided shoulder bow that would only have registered as a turn-on in the eyes of that monst(e)rous gargantuan ape celebrity, aptly named "KingKong". Her over-all evening duds might work for her "Aeon Flux" slick & stiff environment but not in the Oscars.

*** Naomi Watts' onion skin shredded fabric frock was shamelessly & blatantly sounding off her cries & fears from her first few nights out with the king of all hairy beasts (again) KingKong! What a waste of a refreshing beauty who seemed to be all lost in a garish itchy texture of an accoutrement, not to mention that pale choice of fabric color tone that does nothing more but emphasize her already pallid somber appearance.

*** Reese Witherspoon taking home the Best Actress Award placed a sugary smile on my face. As candy-sweet as she was in "Legally Blonde" her spoken words on the stage podium can shame a bear cub on a honey overdose. Atta all-american spirit, girl! and "Walk The Line" with pride!

*** Philip Seymour Hoffman winning the Best Actor Award did not surprise me one bit. I already knew weeks ago that he will grab this title. Being "Capote" was all he needed to prove his talent and determination to earn his proper rights of recognition in the Oscar Film Academy and perhaps more in the coming years.

*** "Crash" gaining its much deserving award for the Best Film of this Year which I considered to be a No-Brainer in the first place, yet numerous people in the crowd found themselves surprised at the fact that "Brokeback Mountain" which is based on a well-written & controversial novel didn't get the title instead. All i can say to this is, not the fact that someone in the Oscar presentation commented: Well, who isn't in the movie Crash? but instead I thought: Why isn't there a homosexuality plot involved in it too? Imagine how much more diverse and nearly perfect the film would have been! But I do agree, it surely deserves to be the Best Movie of this Year. I remember cringing a lot while watching this film as it presented to me the ever-present yet under-talked issues of color, class statuses & realistic human societal challenges and difficulties that people go thru in most of their daily lives. It makes you and I grateful for being spared the experiences of other unfortunate individuals who have had no choice but to play a mean & endless game of concrete jungle self-preservation, moral & civil equal rights, hypocrisy & deception, territorialism & dominance and of prejudices & resentments.

*** One of the predominating soundtracks from the film "Crash" entitled "In the Deep" (Bird York) was by far a very well performed & composed musical melody rendition integral to the Oscar event presentation.

*** On the other hand, the informal musical number from the Three6Mafia's interpretation of "It's Hard Out There For A Pimp" (lifted from the movie "Hustle & Flow") presented to be the most lively, hip & daring attitude representation of the show, only to be followed closely by the lengthy hyper exchange of conversational dialogues & wordplay by actresses Lily Tomlin & Meryl Streep, which in turn sounded like it was haphazardly scripted by a rabid kangaroo on uppers. But it did take the edge off the night's prolonged downbeaten feel on which host Mr. Jon Stewart could barely fill in with tiny pot shots of witty topics.

*** A much long awaited accolade for ground-breaking Chinese director Ang Lee of "Brokeback Mountain" has finally arrived. Nabbing the Best Film Direction Award for the year certainly gained the Chinese community a bigger respect within the film-making sectors.

*** Michelle Williams looked so fresh, innocent & bright in her chosen sunny squash-yellow & blossom of a dress gown. It complemented her glow of youth & success even more.

*** J.Lo looks semi-stunning in her perfect coiffure exhibiting a green avocado hue inspired gown adaptable enough for either daytime or nightime gala wear affairs. But then again on the contrary, hint on the "go-easy-on-the-tanning-treatments" method!

*** Aside from the noticeable deep rich vegetable salads & dark chocolates preferential bold shades of color in this season's designer garbs by world class leaders in haute couture fashion trends which were paraded by a few daring popular ladies of the night's attendees, the "hands-tuck-inside" of sewn in pockets stylings of certain long formal wears (for example, as displayed by Amy Adams' chosen formal gown on the Red Carpet catwalk) brings back the smart first impression achieved look effect which were clearly reminiscent & retrospective of former female Hollywood stars' fashion dictates of the 1940's... In short, really-really "Old School" vogue!

*** I was glad that the "March of the Penguins" and "Wallace & Gromit's: Curse of the Were-Rabbit" films procured their respective honors in the midst of this Ceremony's domineering prevalence of realistic & current public hot-button issues. I loved the guys behind the scenes who accepted their rewards while holding & smooching their cuddly big stuffed penguin mascots in their arms which were also coincidentally tuxedoed up like they were.

*** Dolly Parton, well what can I say...she still is the Dolly Parton of Dollywood, all shimmery in her peaches and cream facade & aura while giving the audience a lighthearted singing routine that puts a temporary look of glee in almost everyone's face.

*** Jake Gyllenhaal might not register as handsome & debonaire to some audience at first glance, but if you look beyond that shallow facade of superficial endowments and look closer and deeper into his eyes & in the way he emotes his serious acting abilities, you might just behold the young man's versatile capacity for emotionally down-to-earth roles that he intensely projects so well in his talent in acting on the big screen.

*** Lauren Hutton absolutely just looks ridiculous in that tribal-ish inspired mix-'n-match that would have mildly lessened its absurdity if she would have forgone with the purse-like kitchy accessory that seems to be lamely hiding some unmentionable part of her lower half from being exposed to the media papparazzi. To put it calmly or at best said plainly in the caliber of fashion critic/interviewer Isaac Mizrahi, "ooh, it is sooo definitely not working for her!"

*** On the off-hand, I knew i couldn't resist the temptation of posting an entry about this much-awaited event however I could. I also know that some might or might not agree with my opinions but like they say, to each their own. But since I find it virtually impossible to fit in every little detail & dissections of this Glammed Event in writing, I would have to end it here in my following last two paragraphs right about now...

*** On that note, to finish off these adulations and/or tirades & quibbles of my personal accounts, observations and commentaries about this year's Oscars, I am leaving you with these...Did you noticed just what on earth was going on with John Travolta's do? Oh well, at least i feel appeased knowing that his hair will grow back in due time to make him realize not to sport that tennis-ball-like hairstyle ever again!

*** Additionally, pertaining to our well-reknowned & visually pioneering director but fashion impaired & clueless Mr. Tim Burton in his usual failed attempts on his garments of choice, hmm...I guess i just have to concur that at least some celebs don't have to fret too much about fashion because working behind the scenes in movie-making requires dedication with fully-engrossed & involved minds, of which i am pretty sure that they have enough to think of and contend with other than looking superficially fantastic or currently fashionably in the know... Although i only wish i could say the same thing for Ms. Helena Bonham Carter, since I can only guess what her major excuse was for that night.

For more on the Oscars log on to: www.oscars.com

"...And See You Again At The Movies Real Soon!"

Written & Posted on March 7th, 2003 (2:30pm)

By: Galli Maufry

FAVES (Part 1)

Character Roleplay Dissections:

"Surface...Impression...Aura...Uncaged...Free...Opinion"

Tom Hanks: (The DaVinci Code/Bossom Buddies/Splash/Bachelor Party/Dragnet/Forrest Gump/Cast Away/Toy Story(s)/Lady Killers/Road To Perdition/Catch Me If You Can/The Terminal/Polar Express/A League Of Their Own/The Burbs/Joe Versus The Volcano/Nothing In Common)........cute honest looks, funny, mixed, insecure, adorable, amazing, excellent, extra-ordinary, catchy, humble, consistent, surprising

John Travolta: (Boy in the Plastic Bubble/Welcome Back Kotter/Midnight Cowboy/Grease/Saturday Night Fever/Mad City/Phenomenon/Pulp Fiction/Face-Off/Swordfish/Be Cool/Look Who's Talking(s)/Moment To Moment/Michael)........dedicated, innocent & guilty, good looks, italian stallion, good dancer, pretense, dashing

Nicholas Cage: (Raising Arizona/Guarding Tess/The Rock/Con Air/Face Off/Gone In 60 Seconds/The Weatherman/Bringing Out The Dead/Matchstick Men/Honeymoon In Vegas/Lord Of War/Peggy Sue Got Married/Vampire's Kiss)........immature, paranoid, unreliable, vulnerable, flexible, hurried, confident, incongruent

Harrison Ford: (Star Wars/Blade Runner/Indiana Jones(s)/The Fugitive/Air Force One/Six Days And Seven Nights/Clear And Present Danger/Hollywood Homicide/What Lies Beneath/Patriot Games/The Witness)........serious, reliable, dependable, strong-willed, father-figure, resourceful, seasoned/vintage, a powerhouse of wills, grounded

Bruce Willis: (Moonlighting/Die Hard(s)/Death Becomes Her/The Fifth Element/The Sixth Sense/Unbreakable/12 Monkeys/The Whole Nine & Ten Yards/Sin City/16 Blocks)........convincing, sly, seriously dedicated, unconventional, aggravated, disinterested, foxy

George Clooney: (From Dusk Till Dawn/ER/Batman/The Peace Maker/One Fine Day/Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?/Three Kings/Out Of Sight/The Perfect Storm/Solaris/Ocean's 11 & 12/Syriana)........tall, dark & handsome ('nuff said) ok, an ordinary man's model actor, analytical, intimidating, astute

Edward Burns: (The Brothers McMullen/15 minutes/Confidence/Sound of Thunder)........handsome, attractive, clean, suspicious, tailored

Edward Norton: (American History X/The Score/Red Dragon/Fight Club/The Italian Job/Death To Smoochy)........timid, persuaded, lost, perfect vulnerabilities, soulful

Johnny Depp: (21 Jump Street/Edward Scissorhands/Nick Of Time/Sleepy Hollow/The Ninth Gate/Don Juan DeMarco/From Hell/Corpse Bride/Secret Window/Pirates of the Carribean(s)/Finding Neverland/Cry Baby/The Libertine/Blow/Charlie And The Chocolate Factory/Once Upon A Time In Mexico/What's Eating Gilbert Grape/Chocolat/Arizona Dream/Benny And Joon/Ed Wood/Donnie Brasco/Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas/A Nightmare On Elm Street)........seriously cute, addictive, elusive, transparent, pandora's box, the little engine that could, ("in my next life, i would wanna be a guy...just like this one! lol")

Vincent Price: (Edward Scissorhands/The Raven/House Of Wax/The Comedy Of Terrors/The Whales of August/Thriller/The Abominable Dr. Phibes/The Masque Of The Red Death/Pit And The Pendulum/Tales Of Terror/The Fly/House Of Usher/House On Haunted Hill/Tower Of London/The House Of The Seven Gables/The Last Man On Earth/The Tingler/Theater Of Blood/The Aries Computer/Vincent/The Monster/Alice Cooper:The Nightmare)........ master of horror ceremonies, grand poohbah of scary movies, conductor of the macabre, lord of the fears, graceful (bow heads, kiss grave, give thanks & prayers)

Richard Gere: (American Gigolo/Chicago/An Officer And A Gentleman/Unfaithful/Mothman Prophecies/Internal Affairs/Shall We Dance/Final Analysis/Red Corner/Pretty Woman/The Cotton Club/Looking For Mr. Goodbar/Breathless/Mr. Jones/Sommersby/Runaway Bride/Autumn In New York)........appealing, restrained, conscientious, calm, serene, perplexed, mesmerizing

Jim Carrey: (In Living Color/Dumb And Dumber/The Deadpool/Ace Ventura(s)/The Mask/The Cable Guy/Man On The Moon/Bruce Almighty/Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind/How The Grinch Stole Christmas/Fun With Dick And Jane/Earth Girls Are Easy/Lemony Snicket's/The Majestic/Me, Myself And Irene/The Truman Show/Once Bitten)........industrious, multi-faceted, high-strung, a fake gem, jumping bean, comedian's comedian, insanely genuine, hypocrite, jello quivers, gumby, magic man, pied-piper, rubberman

Tom Cruise: (Top Gun/War Of The Worlds/Mission Impossible(s)/Risky Business/Collateral/Minority Report/Vanilla Sky/Eyes Wide Shut/The Last Samurai/Jerry Maguire/The Firm/A Few Good Men/The Color Of Money/Cocktail/Taps/All The Right Moves/Legend/Days Of Thunder/Rain Man/Born On The Fourth Of July/Interview With The Vampire/

Julian Sands: (Gothic/Tale Of A Vampire/Warlock/Boxing Helena/Arachnophobia/Long Time Since/Mercy/The Loss Of Sexual Innocence/Time Code/Rose Red)........mysterious, unsure, sinister, blond/pale, grounded, focused

Christian Bale: (The New World/American Psycho/Batman/All The Little Animals/Reign Of Fire/Laurel Canyon/Empire Of The Sun/The Machinist)........intense, malevolent, sinister, fierce, shadowy, forceful, dark

Jack Nicholson: (The Raven/One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest/The Postman Always Rings Twice/Hoffa/The Two Jakes/Terms Of Endearment/The Shining/The Witches Of Eastwick/Wolf/Batman/Mars Attacks/Anger Management/As Good As It Gets/About Schmidt/Something's Gotta Give)........wise, unpredictable, petulant, arrogant, unyeilding, conniving, a remarkable thespian

Billy Crystal: (Soap/Throw Momma From The Train/City Slickers(s)/Mr. Saturday Night/Analyze This (& That)/Deconstructing Harry/When Harry Met Sally/SNL/My Giant/America's Sweetheart/Monsters, Inc/Father's Day)........happy, melancholy, light, sunny, hubby-ish, glad, middle class, average, normal

Gene Wilder: (See No Evil, Hear No Evil/Silver Streak/Young Frankenstein/Haunted Honeymoon/Stir Crazy/Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory/Blazing Saddles/The Woman In Red)........funny, out of focus, god fearing, concerned, imaginative, cornered, uptight

Matthew McConaughey: (EdTv/A Time To Kill/Contact/Frailty/Reign Of Fire/How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days/The Wedding Planner)........pretentious, conscious, playboy, glamy, unrestrained, wild

Ben Affleck: (Voyage Of The Mimi/Chasing Amy/Mall Rats/Phantoms/Armageddon/Reindeer Games/200 Cigarettes/Forces Of Nature/Boiler Room/Dogma/Pearl Harbor/Daredevil/Changing Lanes/Paycheck/Sum Of All Fears)........poster & calendar boy, attentive, hyper, gorgeous, pretty

Craig Bierko: (Cinderella Man/The Thirteenth Floor/Kate And Leopold/The Young And The Restless/The Suburbans/Sour Grapes/Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas)........darkly handsome, mysterious velvet, prone, misguided

Stephen Baldwin: (Falacy/Scar City/One Tough Cop/The Usual Suspects/Bio Dome/Fled/Jury Duty/GreenMail/The Flinstones In Viva Las Vegas/The Sex Monster)........translucent, blurred, faded, fallen, languid

Keifer Sutherland: (The Lost Boys/Flatliners/The Vanishing/Dark City/24/Phone Booth/Taking Lives/Stand By Me)........blond, confusing, hollow, mockish, clever

Tim Robbins: (Jacob's Ladder/Hudsucker Proxy/Shawshank Redemption/Antitrust/Arlington Road/Mission To Mars/Mystic River/War Of The Worlds)........strong boyish appeal, faithful, mystified, trapped

Robert DeNiro: (Raging Bull/Taxi Driver/A Bronx Tale/Mean Streets/The God Father 2/Cape Fear/This Boy's Life/Goodfellas/Casino/The Fan/Flawless/Analyse This & That/City By The Sea/Shark Tale/Meet The Parents & The Fockers)........good command, stern, frightening, go piss your pants reaction, awkwardly funny at times, one of the best italian actors in Hollywood

Danny DeVito: (Taxi/Throw Momma From The Train/The War Of The Roses/Drowning Mona/Big Fish/Get Shorty/Be Cool)........mentor, multi-talented, funny, gruff exterior with a soft interior, amicable

Al Pacino: (Dog Day Afternoon/Serpico/Scarface/Carlito's Way/Cruising/The Godfather Trilogy/Frankie and Johnny/Donnie Brasco/Scent Of A Woman/Sea Of Love/The Devil's Advocate/S1mone/Insomnia/Angels In America/Dick Tracy)........elevated, wise, logical, scheming, secretive

Andy Garcia: (Dead Again/The Mean Season/Night Falls On Manhattan/The Untouchables/Just The Ticket/Desperate Measures/Confidence/Ocean's 11 & 12)........patience, well-dressed, meticulous, serious

Joe Pesci: (Goodfellas/Jimmy Hollywood/Gone Fishing/Lethal Weapon(s)/Home Alone(s)/Casino/The Super/My Cousin Vinny/Easy Money/With Honors)........sneaky, short but deadly, careless, squeaky voice, tiny guido, pocket rocket (lol)

Anthony Hopkins: (Hannibal/Silence Of The Lambs/Hearts In Atlantis/The Edge/The Red Dragon)........silent waters run deep, wisdom, determined, monster

Christopher Walken: (The Dead Zone/At Close Range/Deer Hunter/Blast From The Past/Sleepy Hollow/Mouse Hunt/Suicide Kings/King Of New York/Catch Me If You Can/The Prophecy/The Rundown/Kangaroo Jack/Antz/SNL)........remarkably versatile, stage showman, malicious, dubious, doubtful, unique selling point, secret ingredient

Nathan Lane: (The Producers/Mouse Hunt/Bird Cage/The Lion King, Timon And Pumbaa/Win A Date With Tad Hamilton/Stuart Little/Life With Mickey/Laughter On The 23rd Floor/Nicholas Nickleby)........peppy, naghag, controlling, demanding, effervescent, animated, worrywart, gregarious

Sean Connery: (Time Bandits/Entrapment/The League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen/Dragonheart/The Rock/Highlander(s)/Indiana Jones And The Last Crusade/Finding Forester/The Untouchables/The Hunt For Red October/Medicine Man/Never Say Never Again/Thunderball/Goldfinger/Dr. No/From Russia With Love/You Only Live Twice/Diamonds Are Forever/Murder On The Orient Express/A Bridge Too Far/The Man Who Would Be King/The Presidio/First Knight)........serious, professional, strong presence, experienced, erudite, stoic, proud, disciplined, non-conformist, opinionated

Roger Moore: (Moonraker/Live And Let Die/Octopussy/A View To A Kill)........

Clint Eastwood: (Dirty Harry(s)/Unforgiven/Bridges Of Madison County/The Deadpool/Every Which Way But Loose/Blood Work/Space Cowboys/The Good The Bad And The Ugly)........strenght, rogue, leathered, bitterment, earthbound, justifiable, balanced, direct

Tommy Lee Jones: (Space Cowboys/MIB(s)/Under Seige/The Fugitive)........real, weathered, factly, practical, sure, motivated, determined

Steven Segal: (Under Seige(s)/Hard To Kill)........unchanged, stoic, repressed

Dan Akroyd: (Ghost Busters(s)/My Stepmother Is An Alien/50 First Dates/SNL)........

Greg Kinnear: (Sabrina/Nurse Betty/Mystery Man/Stuck On You/Auto Focus/As Good As It Gets)........sincere, influenced, middle man, buffer, changeable

Jerry O'Connell: (Stand By Me/Joe's Apartment/Tom Cats/Kangaroo Jack/Crossing Jordan))........sweet, boyish, wholesome, a girl's first crush, blue collar

Arnold Swartzenegger: (Conan The Barbarian & The Destroyer/The Terminator(s)/Twins/The 6th Day/End Of Days/Predator/Total Recall/Collateral Damage/Eraser/Batman/Jingle All The Way/Kindergarten Cop/Junior/True Lies/Last Action Hero/Red Heat/The Running Man/Red Sonja/The Kid And I)........muscleclad, loud accent, solver, intense convictions

Keanu Reeves: (Bill And Ted's Excellent Adventure/Private Idaho/Point Break/Matrix(s)/Constantine/Scanner Darkly/Sweet November/Something's Gotta Give/The Devil's Advocate)........calming, innocently sweet, willing subject, frail, shy, questioning, persevering catalyst

Brendan Fraser: (Crash/Gods And Monsters/The Mummy(s)/Bedazzled/Looney Tunes: Back In Action/Dudley-Do-Right/Monkey Bone/Encino Man/Blast From The Past/With Honors/Airheads/George Of The Jungle)........surprisingly cute and dashing frog-faced guy, surprised, incoherently confusced, unsure, brave, daring

Mike Myers: (SNL/I Married An Axe Murderer/Austin Powers(s)/Wayne's World(s)/Dr. Seuss' Cat In The Hat)........wonderful, multi-talented, never boring, preppy, bestfriend, childish, responsible, versatile

Rob Schneider: (SNL/Deuce Bigelow:Male Gigolo(s)/The Animal/Hot Chick)........pint-sized, dimwitted, pathetically convincing, bottom of the barrel laughs, a crutch, sympathetic, trustworthy, dependable

Adam Sandler: (SNL/Click/BulletProof/Happy Gilmore/The Waterboy/Little Nicky/50 First Dates/The Wedding Singer)........wise-ass, awkward, numbskull, silly, insulting, vulnerable, witty

Michael Keaton: (NightShift/Pacific Heights/Beetlegeuse/Batman/Desperate Measures/White Noise)........sexy, flexible, contented, puzzling, thinker, friendly

Michael J. Fox: (The Frighteners/Back To The Future(s)/Doc Hollywood/Casualties Of War/Life With Mickey/Family Ties/Spin City/Scrubs/Teen Wolf/The Secret Of My Success/Mars Attacks)........teenish, dependable, soft, pleasing, boy next door, responsible, ordinary, average, popish

Tobey Mcguire: (Spiderman(s)/Seabiscuit/Pleasantville/The Cider House Rules/The Ice Storm/Joyride/Empire Records)........harmless, genuine, scholarly, patience, sincere, plain

Jude Law: (Enemy At The Gates/Gattaca/Alfie/Closer/Sky Captain And The World Of Tomorrow/Cold Mountain/I Heart Huckabees/Aviator/eXistenZ/The Talented Mr. Ripley/Final Cut/Music From Another Room)........erudite, controlling, influencial, matured, independent, dominating

Jason Lee: (Dogma/Heartbreakers/Vanilla Sky/Chasing Amy/My Name Is Earl)........realist comic, never outrageous, controlled, bendable

Morgan Freeman: (Driving Miss Daisy/Shawshank Redemption/Seven/Deep Impact/Kiss The Girls/Along Came A Spider/Sum Of All Fears/Bruce Almighty)........pensive, comtemplative, balanced, independent, sincere, steady, emphatic

Samuel L. Jackson: (Pulp Fiction/The Long Kiss Goodnight/Jurassic Park/Unbreakable/Changing Lanes/Shaft/S.W.A.T./The Negotiator/Star Wars(s)/The Incredibles/Deep Blue)........scarrry, forceful, vulgar, unrelenting, bossy, sharp-witted, does not take no for a good answer, pervasive, quick

Wesley Snipes: (Blade(s)/To Wong Foo, Love Julie Newmar/Judge Dredd)........deep, unmoved, thinker, steady, heavy, hardened, burdened, coy

James Spader: (The Watcher/Boston Legal/2 Days In The Valley)........luminous, solvent, unbalanced, conscientious, involved

Colin Farrell: (Daredevil/Phone Booth/SWAT/Miami Vice/The Recruit/Minority Report/Hart's War/The New World/

Pierce Brosnan:

Kevin Spacey: (American Beauty/The Usual Suspects/Se7en/Beyond The Sea/The Ref/K-Pax/

Ken Wahl: (The Soldier)........dark stares, affected

Ralph Feinnes: (Strange Days/The English Patient/Red Dragon/Harry Potter/The End Of The Affair/Spider/Schindler's List/Quiz Show/The Chumscrubber)........depressed, troubled, clinical, softcore, broken, gentle

Andrew McCarthy: (Weekend At Bernie's(s)/Mannequinn)........pallid, immaturity, hagard, used

Dennis Leary: (The Ref/Rescue Me/The Job)........

Denzel Washington: (Training Day/The Bone Collector/Man On Fire/John Q./Fallen/The Siege/Remember The Titans/The Pelican Brief/Courage Under Fire/Philadelphia/Malcolm X/Mo' Better Blues)

Jesse L. Martin: (Law and Order/Rent)........loyal, calm, convincingly cool

Danny Glover: (Lethal Weapon(s)/The Predator/Gone Fishing)........family man, resourceful, easy-going, relaxed, devoted, target

Vincent D'Onofrio: (Law And Order:Criminal Intent/The Cell/MIB)........cunning, serial type, certifiable, intimidator

Eddie Griffin: (Malcolm and Eddie/Double Take/The New Guy/Undercover Brother/Deuce Bigelow:Male Gigolo(s)........smart, hilarious, snap-happy, pint-sized firecracker, quickwits

Billy Zane: (Titanic)........malicious, lusty, dark, vengeful, arrogant, velvety smooth, dubious

Eddie Murphy: (48 Hours(s)/Beverly Hills Cop(s)/Doctor Dolittle/Shrek(s)/I Spy/Daddy Day Care/Nutty Professor(s)/Coming To America/Boomerang/Metro/Bowfinger/Vampire In Brooklyn/SNL)........abrupt, doubtful, negative, speedy, nerve-racking, distressed, smileys

Martin Lawrence: (Martin/Nothing to Lose/Blue Streak/Black Knight/National Security/Big Momma's House)........suspicious, untrustworthy, unfaithful, street smarts, two-faced

Chris Tucker: (The Fifth Element/Money Talks/Rush Hour(s)........a laugh riot, hilariously mouthy, snapper, rib tickler, irritable, impatient

Christopher Reeves: (Superman(s)/

Matthew Modine: (Married To The Mob/Birdy/Quick Silver)........fresh, mild, hidden, overshadowed, secondary

Ryan O'Neal: (Love Story/Malibu's Most Wanted)........

Allan Cumming: (Titus/Spice World)........fleeting, superficial

Jerry Orbach: (Law And Order)........overworking, deadlines, survivor

John Leguizamo: (Spawn/To Wong Foo, Love Julie Newmar/The Pest/Stand-Ups/Land Of The Dead)......neurotic, pushy, uncomfortable, skittish

Peter Lorre: (The Raven)........

Chevy Chase: (National Lampoon(s)/Caddy Shack).........regular man, tame, prone, tempted, mainstream

William Macy: (The Cooler/Mystery Men/Cellular)........witholding, honesty, true, customary

John Cleese: (A Fish Called Wanda/Fierce Creatures/The Monty Phython Shows/

John Lithgow: (L.A. Story/Pelican Brief/The Day After/Cliffhanger/3rd Rock From The Sun/

Ryan Reynolds: (Waiting/Amityville/Van Wilder/Blade:Trinity/The In Laws/School Of Life/Harold And Kumar Go To White Castle)........unstable, inhibited,

Dane Cook: (Waiting/Stand-Up-Comic/Tourgasm)........outrageously hilarious, nuts (lol)

George Carlin: (Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back/Dogma/Stand-Up-Comic)........asinine, matter-of-fact, cruel, rude, frail, direct hit honesty, indirectly guilty

Ben Kingsley: (House Of Sand And Fog/Suspect Zero/Gandhi)........practical, in-touched, familiar, faithful, undeniable

Joaquin Phoenix: (Gladiator/Signs/Quills/Walk The Line)........

River Phoenix: (Stand By Me/My Private Idaho/

Jeremy Piven: (Entourage/Black Hawk Down/Scary Movie 3/Serendipity/Rush Hour 2/PCU/Kiss The Girls/Grosse Pointe Blank/The Grifters)........

Mel Brooks: (High Anxiety/Curb Your Enthusiasm).........wisened, elder, mousy

Howard Morris: (High Anxiety/Bonanza)........

Jimmy Fallon: (Taxi/Fever Pitch/SNL)........awkward, young, mobile, fickle

John Cusack: (Identity/America's Sweethearts/Con Air/Being John Malkovich/Pushing Tin/Sixteen Candles/Grosse Pointe Blank/Bullets Over Broadway/The Ice Harvest/Midnight In The Garden Of Good And Evil/Floundering)........timid, careless,

Emilio Esteves: (St. Elmo's Fire/Breakfast Club/Another Stakeout/The Mighty Ducks(s)/Young Guns(s)/Repo Man/Maximum Overdrive)........

Giovanni Ribisi: (Boiler Room/Flight Of The Phoenix/Sky Captain And The World Of Tomorrow/Lost In Translation/Gone In 60 Seconds/Cold Mountain/The Virgin Suicides/The Rage/Saving Private Ryan/Suburban/That Thing You Do/Lost Highway)........scheming, silent plans, introvert, youthful

Matthew Perry: (Friends/The Whole 9-10 Yards/Fools Rush In/

Dana Carvey: (SNL/Wayne's World/Trapped In Paradise/The Master Of Disguise/Opportunity Knocks)........funny but never all the way, sometimes corny, Mike Myer's shadow buddy, limited, back support, sometimes disappointing

Adam Corolla: (Love Line/A.C. Show/Man Show)........chauvinist, that voice>Ugh!, real criticisms, cruel honesty approach, uncomfortable presence, just fine for his persona

Judge Reinhold: (Beverly Hills Cop/Vice Versa/Beethoven/Ruthless People/Fast Times At Ridgemont High/Gremlins/Netforce/The Hollow)........perturbed, sociable, conformity, eager, earthy

Jared Leto: (Lord of War/Panic Room/Troy)

Jamie Kennedy: (Jamie Kennedy X Show/Malibu's Most Wanted/The Mask 2)........shallow, segue, other guy, pressured

Jason Mewes: (Clerks/Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back/Dogma).........something about that long silky hair i need to caress, looney-funny, airhead (lol at the clitcomander)

Jake Busey: (Starship Troopers/Twister/Contact/Held Up/Tom Cats/Home Fries/Identity/The Hitcher 2/Lost Junction/Shasta McNasty)........smartass, shallow, mediocre, cheat, trampy, tempted, unconcerned, uncaring

Skeet Ulrich: (The Craft)........the twin, hurried youth

Vin Diesel: (XXX/Pitch Black/Chronicles Of Riddick/The Fast And The Furious/The Pacifier)........antagonistic, deadly, assassin, unnatural, caught, fiery

Ian McKellen: (Lord Of The Rings(s)/X-Men(s)/Gods And Monsters/Six Degrees Of Separation/Hamlet/Macbeth/Othello/Rasputin)........smooth, enraptured, enchantment, interrupted,

Jim Bruer: (Half Baked/Stand-Ups/SNL)........low enthusiasm, selfish, stoned, frustrated, loud

Dave Chappelle: (Dave Chapelle Show/Half Baked)........vulgar, funny, annoyed, shocked

Hugo Weaving: (The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert/Matrix: movie series/V for Vendetta/Lord of the Rings: movie series/The Interview)

Kevin James: (King Of Queens, Hitch)........

Antonio Fargas: (as "huggy bear" in Starsky & Hutch,

Brad Garrett: (Everybody Loves Raymond/Gleason/The Pacifier/Bleacher Bums/Suicide Kings)........baritone, calculating, menacing, lone

Walter Matthau: (Grumpy & (Grumpier) Old Men/Out To Sea/Odd Couple/Hanging Up/The Grass Harp/California Suite/The Sunshine Boys/Earthquake)........crass, sloppy, hound-faced, petty, funny, patient, foolish

Paul Lynde: (Bewitched)........

Michael Caine:

Anthony Michael Hall:

Alan Rickman: (Harry Potter Movies/Dogma/A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy/Something the Lord Made/Love Actually/Galaxy Quest/The Winter Guest/Die Hard/Mesmer/Rasputin)........mysterious, dark, incorrigible, transparent, doubtful

Dennis Farina (Out Of Sight/Reindeer Games/Law And Order)........white collar, experienced, noticeable, obvious

Richard Belzer: (Homicide:Life On The Street & Movie/Law And Order:SUV/Nightshift/Fletch Lives/Bonfire Of The Vanities/Scarface)........

Dean Martin: (Las Vegas:The Rat Pack)........

Buster Keaton:

Dick Van Dyke:

Geoffrey Rush:

Stellan Skarsgard:

Ice-T: (Law And Order:SVU)........arrogant, direct, blunt

Clive Owen: (Derailed/Sin City/Closer/Gosford Park/The Bourne Identity/Greenfingers/Second Sight/The Echo)........unapproachable, intimidating, silent deep, witheld

Jean Reno: (Ronin/The Professionals/Mission Impossible/Rollerball/Hotel Rwanda/Wasabi/Godzilla/Nikita/Roseanna's Grave/French Kiss)........mysterious, puzzled, rare, out of touch, troubled, sympathetic

Steve Buscemi: (The Sopranos/The Big Lebowski/Fargo/Desperado/Big Fish/Domestic Disturbance/Ghost World/Armageddon/Con Air/The Laramie Project/Ed And His Dead Mother/Airheads/The Wedding Singer/Billy Bathgate/Millers Crossing/Pulp Fiction)........earthly, responsive, hidden plans

Lee Van Cleef:

Rudolph Valentino:

Jack Palance:

Robert Cushing:

Christopher Lee:

Charlie Chaplin: (The Tramp/

Scott Baio:

Gary Busey:

Gabriel Byrne:

Paul Giamatti: (Sideways/Confidence/Cinderella Man)........fragile, suspicious, down to earth, realistic, liquid, solvent

Kyle Secor: (Homicide:Life On The Streets & Movie/Commander In Chief/Untamed Heart/St. Elsewhere/Silent Victim/Sleeping With The Enemy/City Slickers)........

Sean Hayes: (Will And Grace)........hilariously silly

Paul Michael Glaser: (Starsky And Hutch)........

Ted Danson: (Becker/Cheers/Three Men And A Baby/Loch Ness/Gulliver's Travels/Mumford/A Fine Mess/Made In America/Getting Even With Dad/Ink)........unreliable, fake, irritable, complainer, fussy, nitpicker

Matthew Broderick: (Godzilla/The Producers/Inspector Gadget/The Cable Guy/The Stepford Wives/Wargames/Project X/Ferris Bueller's Day Off/The Lion King/Infinity)........charming, pleasing, suspended

Stephen King: (Horror & Thriller & Mystery Genres)

Humphrey Bogart: (Casablanca,

Darren McGavin: (Kolchak:The Night Stalker).......neurotic, workaholic

Jonathan Ke Quan: (Indiana Jones And The Temple Of Doom/The Goonies)........

Conan O'Brien: (Late, Late Night With Conan O'Brien)........wacky, foolish, fun, insomniac, tv companion, suits-&-ties, aggravator moderator

Dave Foley: (News Radio/Kids In The Hall/Blast From The Past, Employee of the Month, Will & Grace)........approachable, friendly, attached, middle ground

Leonard Nimoy: (Star Trek)........

Terence Hill:

D.B. Sweeney:

Fred Savage:

Mos Def: (16 Blocks/A Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy/Lackawanna Blues/Something The Lord Made)........most definetely interesting, fast-paced, agile,

Mark Lester: (Oliver/The Prince And The Pauper)........

Pat Morita: (Karate Kid(s)/Happy Days)........

Jimmy Durante: (My Stepmother Is An Alien)........

Don Knotts: (Three's Company/The Incredible Mr. Limpet/Andy Griffith Show)........

Gary Dourdan: (CSI/Alien:Ressurection/Playing God/Scar City/The Office)........cool, intolerant, straight forward

Rupert Grint: (Harry Potter: the movie series)........prone, convincible, unsure, soft-hearted, clumsy

Cillian Murphy: (28 Days Later/Batman Begins/Red Eye/Cold Mountain/Girl With A Pearl Earring)

Morris Chestnut:

Lance Henriksen:

Danny Trejo: (Once Upon A Time In Mexico/The Devil's Rejects/Heat/Anchorman:The Legend Of Ron Burgundy/King Pin/xXx/Reindeer Games/Bubble Boy/From Dusk Till Dawn(s)/Con Air/Anaconda/Desperado/Coyote Moon)........admirable, distinctive, stereotypical, tough, rough

Sid Haig: (The Devil's Rejects/House Of 1000 Corpses)........insane, shocking, morbid, unrestricted, psychopathic

Howard Stern: (The Howard Stern Show/Shock Jock)........aggravating, hairy-tall-lumpy, controversial, bestial, carnal, primal, foul

Max Shreck: ( played the role of Graf Orlock in the 1922 b/w film entitled "Nosferatu"- the original Dracula movie directed by F.W.Murnau )........

written by: Galli Maufry

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